.:: Great Sayings Of Homer Simpson ::.
1. "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys, and kids with fake IDs."
2. "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
3. "You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
4. "Marge, don't discourage the boy ! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ! Except the weasel."
5. "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
6. "To alcohol ! The cause of - and soluti